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Like Drayton Says: Stupid - or What?

by Rezbi on January 6, 2009

Rifling through Drayton Bird’s blog, Bird Droppings (yes, that’s really what he calls it), I came across his latest post.

And the first thing it made me do was laugh, as usual.

Drayton’s a funny guy, in writing and in person.

He’ll probably wanna kill me for this but he reminds me of an older Harry Hill (anyone else see the resemblance?)

Anyway, as I read on, my laughter turned to, how can I put it… well… I’d like to strangle all politicians.

That’s how I felt.

Drayton says it in a nice jokey way, but it’s deadly serious and he hits it right on the spot.

You can read his article and see for yourself what I mean: Stupid - or What?

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Marketing Ideas - Direct Mail

by Rezbi on December 23, 2008






Some pretty good advice on how to run a direct mail campaign.




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Gary Halbert - The King of Comedy

by Rezbi on December 6, 2008

What made Gary Halbert’s work so attractive?

Okay, other than the fact he was a fantastic copywriter (wiseguy).

Reading through some of his letters, yet again, I realised here was a guy who was funny… I mean genuinely funny.

He took take the piss out of you and you couldn’t take offense. (Unless you’re a prude, of course. In which case I suggest you don’t read my posts too regularly coz I pretty much speak my mind).

Take at a passage from one of his letters:

The numbers aren’t in for 2003 (that’s this year in case you are into serious substance abuse) but, I think it’s safe to say there are now at least 10,000,000 websites on the Internet, wouldn’t you agree?

What’s that? You say you don’t agree? Well then, why don’t you go piss up a rope, you low I.Q. shit weasel? (Lighten up, Buckwheat, I’m just trying to keep your attention.)

That’s genius, isn’t it?

Just look at the way he got out of that one… and… even if he didn’t put that last bit in, you just know you’d be okay, and he’d get away with it. Unless you really are, like I said, a prude.

And, he’d get away with it because you know, if you read the rest of the letter, you’d be getting a million dollar ejication in copywriting.

Just thought I’d mention that coz it popped into my head.

Oh, you wanna read the letter?

It’s here: http://www.thegaryhalbertletter.com/Newsletters/moneymakingsecrets.htm

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